Anecdotal Scientists 

They say gold is so soft

You could stretch a piece no larger than a quarter

To cover the width of a tennis court.

I'm sure they could say the same

of your smile

But I don't know how likely that is.

Do you know any anecdotal scientists?

Perhaps they could publish a Ph.D,

on the rapid expansion of the universe

Using only your smile as their thesis

And maybe if published,

They could devise a schematic:

A blueprint for connecting your smile across nations

merely by counting your teeth

And then I could kiss you

But I wouldn't be swallowed

Because my smile can rival yours

in a race to unite the ends of the Galaxy

(Or at least the space between my ears)

Once I'm infected with the secret stuff of yours...