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That Masterclass TM subscription run out? No longer have access to Natalie Portman teaching acting by showing you how to smash vases on the floor?? HAVE NO FEAR! I’ve been having a ball teaching ZOOM classes for Vangurd Theater Company @vtcnj a
Tomorrow night I’ll be performing a new thing! (It’s a piece that may or may not be all about James Spader....) come through!
Goodbye Dunder Mifflin and the many muppets who work there. I will miss you all muchly :)
(Whistle click-click) ((I’m Fantastic Mr. Fox)).
@jenna.af won my birthday.
The womxn at the office musical put on an AMAZING cabaret last night and I’m SO proud of them and grateful for them for letting me be a teeny part of it. Also I had a clumsy conversation with David Hyde Pierce in the bathroom. And as you can se
THANK YOU. @doodlingbway this is so incredible and lovely and flattering. (And I don’t know if you can tell but the strings on the uke and the buckle on the suspendies are SHINY).
@oscaratthecrown was incredible. If you can gets tix before it closes, do. It’s Oscar Wilde + reality tv + Orpheus/ Eurydice + Zenon: Girl of the 21st century post-apocalyptic Here Lies Pippin. @ayla_cyriously THANK YOU AGAIN
SO PROUD OF THESE UGLY KIDS. I’m immensely grateful to @freshfruitfest for giving me a FRUITE AWARD for the acting I did in this play my friend’s wrote called “The Ugly Kids.” WOOOHOOO! I’m in awe of the wonderful and in
This is me trying to say “thank you” at the Bistro Awards... Despite my face I’m really and truly grateful! Thank you again also to everyone who came out to the last iteration of “The Circus Is Cancelled.” For those who
Who wants a free ticket? WE GOT YOUR SUPER-SPECIAL-BUTTS-IN-SEATS-FREE-TICKET-GIVE-AWAY RIGHT HEREEE. First 5 folks to share the poster on your story (/send me a message if you’re too cool and have an aesthetic to uphold-I’m lookin at you
COME ONE COME ALL (if you want to and are available and imagine yourself feeling up for leaving the house that night- if not, no hard feelings, I completely understand- especially if you’re like me and are trying more recently to not be governe
This is WILD! Ma solo show “The Circus is Cancelled” won a Bistro Award! But what’s WILDer, is that I probably never would have made this show if not for taking @danielalexanderjones ‘s solo performance class my senior year of
LOOK AT WHAT I GOT! @doodlingbway is amazing. Can’t begin to say how grateful and flattered I am for this beautiful artwork/ monument to my inflated sense of self... COMMISSION HER FOR WORK SHES A SUPERSTAR!
I’ll be going on as DWIGHT in the @theofficemusical for the next few weeks!! Come through! #shrutefarms #goosegrease