Bag of Carbon 

I'm a bag of carbon and some other stuff.

Love me! Praise me! Feed me! Jerk me off!

Dance for me I'm bored! Hold me! Punch me! Leave me alone!

Make me feel like my bag of carbon isn't just taking up room.

Make me feel like a bag of butterflies and glitter and underwater fireworks.

Make me forget I'm just a bag of carbon.

Make me love my bag.

Make me feel like my bag is different from all the other bags.

Tell me you love the way my bag sags around the edges. 

Then let me go off exploring other bags.

Sewing my wild bag oats. 

Help me find another word for bag.

Let me then take credit for finding the synonym "sack." 

I'm just a sack of genius and some other stuff.